Cool Outfit Bro

There are those questions that are just shit fucking awkward, and impossible to ask but you really must know the answer, like your friend is wearing this:

and you simple must inquire if they honest-to-God mean to wear that. The way I would want to ask would be something along the lines of 'Bitch what in the fuck do you think you are wearing and do you honestly mean to wear that out?' cause to me that's just the a funny way to ask.

Unfortunately some people think this is a 'mean' way to ask and would think me a 'jerk'. So I'd have to lay a thick layer of tact on the question.

 Outfitted with its new and shiny coat of tact my hilarious question has transformed into a polite version of its old self, for example "Are you sure you're done dressing?" That's just what tact does, it's gay magic, it takes perfectly hilarious, yet slightly mean comments and questions and turns them nicey-nice and gay-gay

Tact aside the whole situation is just plain awkward. no matter how the question is phrased, the person thinks their outfit is fucking awesome, in their mind it's edgy, daring, and even cool. But the rest of the world sees that its just shitty, she needs to know but telling her is hard. My solution?

There, problem solved.

Note To Madman

Dear Madman on the Street Who Looks Like This:

He convinced hes walking a dog

For some unknown reason you are walking up and down my street scream "PEEEEEEEEEEEEDAMANSLAPALA" at 7 in the fucking morning, A friendly word of advice, try not to appear like a madman, this is easily accomplished by doing simple things like: brushing your hair, bathing and not scream like a goddamn madman at 7 in the fucking morning!!!
                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                 Sincerely I Hate You
P.S. Kill Yourself